Trinity Byfield

Getting kicked in the ass by motherhood.

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is being sneezed on, getting a projectile booger on your hand, looking at it, throwing it in the garbage, and continuing on with the rest of the day like you didn’t just get a booger on you.
#firsttimemom #newmom

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is knowing better than to squish the bum area with your arm while carrying the baby after she’s taken a poop. #newmom #LifeLessons

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is not understanding how I’m still fat and not jacked after carrying around a growing, squirmy weight 90% of the day.
#newmom #4monthslater #baby

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is doing things you didn’t think yourself capable of. Like, carrying your baby even though your back feels like Quasimodo’s and running the risk of your wrists falling off if you pick up the baby one more time.

#WonderWoman #newmom

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is no longer spending any money on yourself because whatever you want to buy for your child is more important.
#newmom #daughter

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is knowing that your baby pinching, scratching and trying to put your face in her mouth is actually a sign of love.
#newmom #daughter

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is applauding your baby’s poopy diapers and exclaiming “good job!” after every fart. Motherhood is stranger than fiction.
#newmom #daughter

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is crying in the Uber on your way to work because it’s your first Mother’s Day, and you’re thinking about all the things you love about being your little nugget’s mom. Lots of love to all the Moms out there!
#newmom #MothersDay2019

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is feeling things you never thought you would before. Like, immense satisfaction after you’ve delicately pried out a difficult booger from your baby’s nose.
#newmom

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

Motherhood is forgetting to put milk pads in your bra, leaving the house, and realizing you don’t care about your t-shirt being covered in breastmilk while in public.
#newmom #whatever #breastfeeding

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is really needing a break, getting a break, and wanting to be with your baby while you’re having your break.

#newmom #ConflictOfInterest

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

#Motherhood is thinking you’re losing your postpartum paunch, breastfeeding all day, realizing your paunch is somehow bigger than yesterday, and coming to terms with your boobs hanging on your belly like one of those women from a remote tribe who has never used a bra.
#newmom

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

Motherhood is forgetting about drinking your coffee hot EVER AGAIN.

#motherhood #newmom #coffee

[Trinity Byfield @TrinityByfield]

Motherhood is getting shit on by your baby and laughing about it instead of throwing up on the spot.

#motherhood #yes #newmom