trinity's liver

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

I've got to give it to @TrinityMae10 new manicure. Her nails looks amazing.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 I know I've been gone for a while. I was hopping playing possum would stop her. It didn't. Nothing will stop her.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 Drank so goddamn much tequila her body had to grow a second liver just to cope.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 I'm back motherfuckers!

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 Don't even get me started about the chafing.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 I think I have a blister. I started to get charlie horses last month now blisters? What's next? Tennis elbow?

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

One of these days I'm going to pull a Count of Monte Cristo and tunnel my way out of this nightmare jail.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

Holy shit. How long has it been? Is this what it's like to be sober? Oh GOD! IT HURTS SO MUCH!

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 "It smells like Tequila I here." Well, if anyone would know...

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

It's Saturday. You know what that means? I don't. Weekends are just a boozy streakon the window that's the hell of my life@TrinityMae10

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 KING KONG ('s liver) AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 My Spirit Animal.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 Oh God. Trin straight up sold me in Vegas for a half bottle of Karkov and a mouth wash chaser. I'm back and still almost dead

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 I'm teaming up with the kidneys to make stones. We're going to throw them at your car.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@sshantellee it's like being waterboared by millercoors.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

Just got to Lucky 13 for another night of torture and hard work.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

I have seen the end. This is where I die.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@RogueAles The Chipotle Ale is fantastic, but you're not doing me any favors.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 Jesus don't try and get shot. I'm also the size of a Ping pong ball and you're not that lucky.

[trinity's liver @TrinitysLiver]

@TrinityMae10 On the plus side I'm pretty sure I'm hard enough to take a bullet by now.