Get ready for a hostile takeover of this entire fucking league, okay? You fuck. You think I won't fucking do it? I'm from Waterloo, where the vampires hang out
Spider-Man is maybe the funniest character to do this "don't read the old comics" shit with, because outside of a select few exceptions nearly every Spider-Man book worth reading is too old by these people's standards
why the hell were doritos ever marketed specifically towards gamers? you have to be nasty fuck to be eating doritos while handling a controller/keyboard
capcom is too powerful them niggas got chun li, mai shiranui and tifa lockhart in the same game. niggas fully assembled the gooner triforce. its #wrapskis