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[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

so if watching two men kiss will turn your child gay, just show them a man and a woman kissing and change them back.
Since apparently you think that's how this whole thing works you fucking idiot

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Me: 5 across is "Manifest, evident - 7 letters"
Her: I think it's 'obvious'
Me: It might be to you, smart arse
Her: No, 'obvious' is the answer
Me: Talking like Yoda is my girlfriend

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

You think they're ever gonna admit the Epstein shit? These wockaflockas won't even admit he hired the wrong pool boy.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Me: I want to start using Imperial measures
Him: What, like pounds and ounces?
Me: No, destroying my enemies with a Deathstar

[Fumpet Facts @Fumpetfacts]

Murray Fumpet is still dead, TMZ reports.

[North Shields Heritology Project @Heritologists]

The full version of the story (narrated by Harriet Ghost) is on YouTube https://t.co/y36Ra9W2Kq

#NorthShields #Localhistory

Here’s a little snippet ⤵️

[Trip @Triptronick]

A school bears his name—but who was Ralph Gardner?

Discover the story behind one of North Shields’ most remarkable figures.

https://t.co/58FZFUfI0F

@Heritologists @LuvNorthShields
@Old_LowLight
#NorthShields #NorthTyneside
#LocalHistory

[Trip @Triptronick]

@22CaratEwok Watched it with my wife last night and we both loved it. Proper old-school romcom vibe.

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want Baroness Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Seriously, if texas elects paxton over this guy just cut em off. Kick them out of the union. We cant be associated with these psychopaths.

[Peter Mitchell @_bezpilotnik]

Someone's done one of them knitted post box covers in Cullercoats, and I dunno lads. I dunno

[HRH BerkshireFX @BerkshireFX]

@mancunianmedic @Susanstapleto20

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

My word. This is sensational.

[Trip @Triptronick]

@RealPaulPutner I always feel proper nostalgic when I see your 2000ad posts. My uncle’s bought them during this era and I used to love reading them in the lates 80s/early 90s when I stayed at my grandparents. Wish I’d managed to keep a hold of them!

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

MAGA: We're a Christian nation!

Pope: Okay, Christians should be against war.

MAGA: Separation of church and state please!

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Please if possible donate here ⬇️ 🙏🏻

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