Trisha

Love, love, love.

[Trisha @TrishVeeder]

It’s 2021 and we still don’t have adamantium. I’m real tired of not being indestructible. #DoBetter

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My house looks like the end of Home Alone, after the wet bandits ran through all the booby traps. Everyday. #LifeWithTriplets

[Trisha @TrishVeeder]

Thinking about having kids? Prepare yourself; there will be days you cheer because they pooped. #ThisIsParenting

[Trisha @TrishVeeder]

All those people who “eat a handful of almonds for a healthy snack” must be from a different planet. I tried eating that as a snack. 20 minutes later I followed it up with three “cookies” worth of raw cookie dough. #gohomealiens #yogaplanet

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I’m always referring to myself as “lazy”. I’m realizing that I do this so I can avoid the truth. I’m not lazy. I’m a busy ass mom. I need to start using the correct words like overwhelmed, exhausted, and depressed. Maybe not all of these, all at once, but close to it.

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I don’t know how this happened, I didn’t think it was even possible. I have somehow caught a “man-cold”, because I’m clearly dying from this.

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Nothing screams TGIF quite like having one of your triplets shit on the living room floor.

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I don’t understand the big deal about Jason Momoa shaving off his beard. I shave once every seven years and no one makes a big fuss.

[Trisha @TrishVeeder]

Some days I feed the triplets fresh produce and do learning flash cards with them. Other days I stand at the baby gate and throw animal crackers in the living room while they try to race to be the first to get the cracker. It’s called balance.

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I just dropped Yum Yum sauce on the keyboard of my new laptop. My concern was misplaced. I’m more concerned with the loss of sauce than I am with my laptop. #priorities

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@artimisradio @TheAcademy @reeses And a babysitter

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PSA: if UR walking into a place that serves liquor & U R asked for ID at the door, kindly oblige. I don’t have a wall of stuffed animals behind me. I’m not giving prizes away for guessing your age. If you don’t look like you made it through the Great Depression, I want your ID.

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There’s a man who went in front of a judge attempting to change his birthday from 1949 to 1969.

Y’all, Pandora’s box has been opened.

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@Target is my happy place.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Tried not 2 overthink this 1... enjoy. 🖕

#KAMIKAZE Out Now - https://t.co/ANw73KbwMt

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@RealMaxGosc Thank you so much, Max!

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I completely forgot that Colson had physical therapy this morning. I just got all three babies dressed, in their car seats, and on the road in 11 minutes. #highscore #triplets #momlife

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Perk of taking the triplets to @SamsClub: The man handing out samples of @MonsterEnergy drink told me I can have as many samples as I want. I had three, because triplets.

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#HealthyEating means I have to savor every tiny bite of my ONE marshmallow. 25 calories, well worth it.