Tris Osborne MP Parody

Labour MP (2024-29) and rigorous fact checker. You’ve never had it so good.

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

Potty mouth!

[Professor H.R.H Teldar Paper PhD @yogurtraisin]

@Trisonomics you fuckers dont know what the fuck you are doing.. do you. 20% off the 100% rise. and you think that is the head line. ffs. tell me how many of the current cabinet have run or owned a business... fucking none of you, its fucking pathetic

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

@pleassavemykids The Conservative Party 🌹

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

I’ve just drunk three litres of Strongbow. Ask me anything! 🌹 📈

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

@PeterKnights2 Well, yes.

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

#Labour are reducing rates for pubs by 20%. Let the good times roll! 🌹 🍻

[Christopher Hope📝 @christopherhope]

BREAKING
A major financial package to support pubs which are facing closure due to spiraling business rates will be announced by HM Treasury in coming days.
Chancellor Rachel Reeves is expected to announce short term support for pubs hit by huge increases in business rates from April 1, ahead of a complete shake-up of pubs' business rates to bring them down permanently from 2029.
Pubs are also likely to be allowed to be open for longer, as well as utilise outside space to increase their attractiveness to customers.
There could also be a default right for pubs to stay open if neighbours complain about the noise. More now on @GBNEWS.

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

Deaths down 8.2% under #Labour. Much lower than under the rightwing Tories in 2020. 🌹

[Office for National Statistics (ONS) @ONS]

11,650 deaths were registered in England and Wales, week ending 12 December 2025:

· 8.2% lower than expected (1,046 fewer deaths)
· 13.9% involved influenza or pneumonia (1,618 deaths)
· 0.5% involved #COVID19 (54 deaths)

Dashboard ➡️ https://t.co/mo2tCXioP3

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

UK retail footfall up 2% in a single week. At this rate it will have doubled by September. This only happens under #Labour 🌹 📈

[Office for National Statistics (ONS) @ONS]

New economic activity and social change data show in the week to 4 January 2026 total UK retail footfall:

• increased by 2% when compared with the previous week
• decreased by 1% when compared with the equivalent week of 2025.

➡️ https://t.co/ltWbE8q5do

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

The fascists at GB News won’t tell you this but we have turned the corner! 🌹

[Michael Brown @MrMBrown]

*UK 10-YEAR YIELD FALLS 7BPS TO 4.42%, LOWEST SINCE NOVEMBER

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

It’s only a matter of time before the provincials catch up and #Labour romps home with another landslide 👍 🌹

[BelindaSales. @sales_belinda]

Labour is still miles ahead of everyone in London.

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

Nice one Prime Minister! 😂

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says he hopes all MPs had a Happy Christmas

"But not for Reform of course, because today is the day they celebrate Christmas in Russia"

#PMQs

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

We need to have a good, hard look at Russian interference in our democracy 🌹

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: YouGov poll shows approval for Keir Starmer's Government at a new low of 11%

The lowest since records began

He is now officially the most unpopular Prime Minister in history

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

@Ben_said_it As I say, still work to do but we’re turning the corner 🌹

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

Worth noting that the numbers rose under the right wing Tories.

Still work to do though.

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Britain has never in its history seen as may asylum applications as we see today.

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

The polls were wrong in 1992 and by golly they will be wrong again.

Much more still to do though. 🌹

[Britain Elects @BritainElects]

Three years of poll data. Labour down almost half on its General Election performance

https://t.co/bj6lVDqwKv

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

Still work to do but business confidence is higher than under the disastrous Tories (March 2020).

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

Labour are closing in on the Green Party. Zack Polanski, we’re coming for you 🌹

[British Electoral Politics @electpoliticsuk]

Westminster Voting Intention:

REF: 31% (+1)
CON: 17% (-1)
GRN: 17% (=)
LAB: 15% (+1)
LDM: 12% (+1)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @FindoutnowUK, On 31 December,
Changes w/ 24 December.

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

Despite some pessimism business are optimistic about the year ahead. 👍

And they should be…

No Sunak recession 📉 or Truss market crash 💥 on the horizon.

A long way to go though.

[Julian Jessop @julianHjessop]

Little sign that the UK is "turning the corner" in the latest IoD Directors’ Economic Confidence Index... 🫤

Headline confidence still just -66 in December 2025 👇

Headcount expectations fell to -14 from -8

Investment intentions fell to -21 from -17

https://t.co/6jAYWZk4uG

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

@B0bJobB0B Still work to do 🌹

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

We are turning the corner 🌹

[Merryn Somerset Webb @MerrynSW]

Surely won't actually be in position in 2027... this is SO awful.

[Tris Osborne MP Parody @Trisonomics]

A message to the people of Britain and Kent which I improvised, speaking from the heart, and not reading off a screen on a low table. 🌹