Trixie Hands

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

You know how I like to get it in there

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

You can touch me, I like it 😉

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

I like a man with big balls

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

“Can someone scissor me?”

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

I like to suck the miso out of it

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

Come have fun in my playroom!

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

I want to wear [redacted] penis around my neck and swing it around at people!

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

I sexually accosted that pig

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s just, ya know, a little rapey

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

After an extended hiatus..I'm backkkkkk

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

"Watch out everybody. We got a squirter!"

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

“Just purse your lips and blow [redacted]… I was talking about whistling, you dirty people!”

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

UGH guys, can I have a wheelchair? My groin hurts.

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

I wish I could impregnate my husband

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

I need to get this skittle that was in my breasts. Classy broad over here.

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

Get in here big boy!

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

I’m wild with my body pillow!

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

I’ll let you touch it. Come over here I’ll swing it around and show you.

[Trixie Hands @TrixieHands]

Come to Mama…I’ll let you suckle at my breast

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I think <REDACTED> has a hard on for the list, let me tell ya!"