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PokéPark 2: Wonders Beyond is the best Pokémon game.

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God my tweets are so unfunny

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Cya

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Sometimes I wish I was crazy

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I wish I had a sauna at home so my girl can go in and I can just lick the sweat off of her when she gets out

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Kinda wanna get pregnant rn

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Retiring

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They say everyone has a price, but I don’t

I’m so lazy that no amount of money will motivate me

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Do you think my Face ID blushes whenever we lock eyes with each other

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Is there an elephant in the room, or are you in a room full of elephants and you are the human in the room?

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I don’t even go on pornhub or rule34 anymore. I just look at nsfw steam games and bust to the trailers

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I think I’m going to take everything for granted

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The strongest weapon you can have is an ally

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Is it really paranoia if I know that it’s real

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Why does my right hand smell like penis

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Worst mistake you can make on the internet is forgetting people are stupid

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I be drinking water just so I can piss

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I’m out of shit to say, think of something funny on your own

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People just stop existing after you ignore them

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NOTHING is your fault. If you can’t make up an excuse blame it on Satan or something.

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miners dni

Your thievery of earth’s resources disgusts me