TrollDevil9000 📀

TrollDevil9000 Twitter Account | Terrorist, Nuisance, Thug

Not in any shape or form affiliated with @TrollGod9000

[TrollDevil9000 📀 @TrollDevil9000]

It’s easy being trolldevil9000 but the app needs me.

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

My uber delivery guys know me on a first name basis

[Mhiel @301pushups]

They are having many thoughts

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@Junencense @TrollGod9000 @301pushups Hahahaha it’s me the troll devil

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“No you’re not allowed in the kitchen! You and your technique are all shameful!” No father… I will prove you wrong and work in the best restaurants in Europe!

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Cooking is the only thing that brings me measurable joy. I’d throw it all away for my kitchen. If I was a chef again it would fix my life.

[June @Junencense]

And what if I fucking killed you

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God just texted me back about your life and he said “Lol!”

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No matter what I do I’ll be a hypocrite when it comes to consumerism so I’ll fucking take the red40 and Funko pops

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Somebody that only tries to find deeper meaning through shounen manga is a castrated slave.

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Love is war and Israel is supporting my girlfriend

[Twilight pretender @konaman00]

Put an end to those #male tweets immediately

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Pussy reaching the post limit

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I’m capable of great evil

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Perfectly cut screams: live leak edition

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Yanny and Laurel should have hot sex together

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ricocheting back and forth in my head. My skull is a plastic bag that’s about to be ripped open by the weight of a watermelon.

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Families be like. Can we see him?

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My best friend was crushed to death by a boulder and I can��t even bring it up without laughing

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I did try stand up and I bombed so bad I considered ramming my car into the building.

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This time I’m really gonna do it