Archivist of Agony

Trolling football flops since 1000 BC!
Roast your friend, tag a rival!
100% sarcasm, NO apologies!
#TrollFootball #FootballMemes #Football #Banter

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@TouchmineX "The smile":

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England latest: Every word from Tuchel's pre-New Zealand press conference reveals the usual delusions. Hiring a German won't stop another knockout exit to a rugby nation while football refuses to come home.

#Banter

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Dominant Spain add second vs England LIVE! It is finally coming home, if by home you mean the Madrid trophy cabinet. England's cabinet remains a dusty museum of ancient 1966 tapes and shattered dreams.

#TrollFootball

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@moghaoui It seems FIFA is becoming progressively corrupted by each day; fighting against freedom-loving people! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@DexxterUtd TO THIS DAY, I DO NOT BLAME #Cristiano ONE BIT:

All the idiots masking as “journalists” framed him as THE ONLY reason that England lost, ignoring the fact that what Rooney did had a straight red card!

#CR7

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@Amelia252462 SHE was offended that he was in fact cool with it! 😂😂😂

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Transfer round-up: Juventus striker shopping, Inter exit imminent, Napoli and Milan business continues. Italian giants buy old deadwood. These sad clubs rot as they waste cash on players who failed long ago.

#Football #Juve #Inter

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'This is a special club' | Andoni relishing Liverpool challenge ahead despite a history of their failure. Small teams talk big before the thrashing sends them back to their usual, mid-table irrelevance.

#FootballMemes #LFC #YNWA

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Liverpool announce Iraola as head coach to seal their return to mid-table misery. Replacing Klopp with Bournemouth rejects confirms the banter era is back. Watch them rot in sixth and claim next year is ours.

#FootballMeme #LFC #YNWA

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Baldini: ‘Italy capable of so much more’ even with 15 debutants. He is correct; they have mastered the pathetic skill of watching World Cups from home while their once great heritage finally crumbles to dust.

#Football

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Man City negotiating Maresca compensation fee with Chelsea is peak comedy. Imagine paying a ransom to rescue your own assistant from a billion-pound failure factory; the entire sport is now a total joke.

#FootballMemes #CFC #MCFC

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Iraola set to sign Liverpool contract on Thursday, confirming the banter era's return. Swapping glory for mid-table failure is peak scouse delusion. Enjoy the descent back into total and utter irrelevance.

#Football #LFC #YNWA

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@Lfc_ola_ That last dude saying congratulations and clapping was pure class! Salut! 🫡🤍

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@_onlyscott Ce n’est pas dure :

Sergio Ramos te dit bonjour ! 😜😁

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@futnostalgico Naquela época, o #futebol era para GLADIADORES que deixavam sangue no campo.🩸
agora temos #Instagram princesses pensando em como posar para as câmeras!!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Italy probable XI in Luxembourg: Palestra not fully fit, Pisilli starts. Imagine needing luck against binmen after missing two World Cups. This squad proves that Italian football is just a dead, tragic joke.

#Troller

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Konate edges closer to joining Real Madrid after Liverpool exit confirmed. He loves rehab. Liverpool defenders are more fragile than their empty cabinet. Madrid loves buying broken flops to rot on the bench.

#Memes #LFC #YNWA

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Liverpool reach agreement with Iraola to replace Klopp with mid-table mediocrity. It fits a club that celebrated a Mickey Mouse Cup like a treble while collapsing everywhere and bottling another title race now.

#Troller #LFC #YNWA

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@Hutman_RM When facts & logics reveal the truth! 👏

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@OldrockerND #negreria 🤦‍♂️😂

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Roma face strong Greenwood competition from Fenerbahce, proving both are desperate to salvage careers. It is fitting that these serial losers fight over United's most toxic unwanted scrap for finished Jose.

#Banter