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“you better not fall asleep”

me: trust me I won’t I’m not even tired

*10secs later*

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When they think they hurt me

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if this ain't me... 😂

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Everytime

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"What's your GPA?"

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i laughed at this scene as a child but this is literally how i deal with life now

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When your friends make plans and dont include you

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Friend: “Are u going to travel anywhere this summer?”

Me:

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this is real 😂

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how does this make you feel?

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friends: you need to drink less
me:

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friend: *replies to my text in a slightly different tone and with no emojis* me: "you're tired of me aren't you"

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me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me

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me: *takes 4 depression naps during the day and manages to fall asleep again at night and sleep in and wake up late as hell*

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Mood

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me after laughing at my own jokes

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When ur mad at bae but he says something funny

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when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test

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family:
*insults my friends*
*insults my outfits*
*insults my weight*
*insults my priorities*
family: why don’t you talk to us?