Seattle Kraken

Remember the Sonic Cynic? I am back. Seattle sports fan in recovery from constant disappointment. I point out the curse that is Seattle Sports.

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@Derek_N_NHL Because?!?!

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@SasquatchNHL Truth! At least they tried!

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@LAkings23811 Cause we stink

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@mikevorel You think?

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@KrakenCanada I still do.

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@samhawks25 @fightpastor @EmeraldCityHky Did your feelings get hurt? Your 17 followers can commiserate with you.

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@fightpastor @samhawks25 @EmeraldCityHky

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@citchmook Yeah, stick with our mediocre players and tons of salary cap space.

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@jamfan40 Boom!!!!

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@BR_OpenIce @FriedgeHNIC Bad team management and bad city leadership doesn’t usually attract free agents.

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@TheMikeSalk Are you really surprised?

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@AKidFromKent And the state of the city leadership….

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@DavyJonesLR @fightpastor And the teams are usually better!

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@DavyJonesLR @fightpastor Not that much more! And the opportunities outside of hockey for the players are far greater.

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@puckempire @FriedgeHNIC He ends up in a no state income tax state, watch!

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@MakarTruther98

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@FriedgeHNIC To those of us living here and watching the Kraken, we aren’t surprised

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@FOS They are gonna move!

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Someone finally tells the truth!

[Justin Bourne @jtbourne]

One interesting detail I’ve heard from several people is that the away experience for teams coming in is bad (not exactly experience the tranquil nature of the Pacific Northwest), so player impressions of the city are bleak.