Troll Teeth

Sentient twitter account for the Doom band — They suck but they have fun... Moe, Thuds, & Pretty Boy @talonrecordsusa is our boss

[Wax Mekanix @WaxMekanix]

Pearls of wisdom

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Fucking pervert this guy …

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Sucking big hairy sweaty balls

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Sucking big hairy sweaty balls

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Go buy our merch at https://t.co/Wjj07AKtZz and go follow @ashlethalweapon because she’s cool

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She was listening to us… hanged, Drawn, & Quartered in stores now https://t.co/Wjj07AsSAZ

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Great…just what he needs…a bigger ego…

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So not to alarm anyone…

…but we’re preparing to do our first live, in-person show since January 2020

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…I know we’re a 4 piece…shut up

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Fuck marry kill:

Ben, Moe, Kyle, Pete

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Take the time to day and think about how grateful you are to be alive…because that Queen-shit head is dead

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Troll Teeth is the wario version of @TheStoneEye

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Our EP coming out on Halloween is us going ‘Goblin Mode’

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You will not find Troll Teeth in the ppp loan archives—we scam the government the old fashioned way…blackmailing elected officials with photos of them cheating on their spouses in a Reno, Nevada brothel

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Ok why do 13s hurt so much and 12s feel like butter and 11s feel like cobwebs?

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This is what it must have felt like when Elvis met Mozart

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Math: so we actually calculate how long we want a song using bpm/time signature/etc that helps build the arrangement

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Time according to Troll Teeth members:

Moe: 15 minutes early always
Kyle: one the dot, every time
Ben: 5 minutes late, give or take

Pete: it’s an illusion of our own creation—shows up randomly or not at all

[Andrew Davie @adavieauthor]

Check out artists on HHHG: @TrollTeeth @EgorLappo @huntsmen_doom @Beastmaker @HebiKatana @themachine_nl @GlassDivide @grammavedetta @DownWithRent @theabsurdband @leomaiaprog @goat_night @lostweekendct @AcidMagus @theredwidows @sleepwulfband https://t.co/tPhKylSTe6

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*they are not available—Moe ate them all…