Trooper doing Troop Things

I am not here nor there. Just give me a laser and a tree to hide behind.

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

Happy Valentine’s day 🥀
You’re lights are red,🚑
My lights are blue,🚓
If I get hit by lead,
I’m lucky to have you

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@xLittleLacyx Where is banana…?

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

I am still around guys… I haven’t been active on here. I been dealing with the spicy sadness and self worth issues… I am fine but I am tired. This job can drain you, so always look at the positive things. Like retiring…

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@GregRedmondstl Where firemen hide their snacks?

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

Hi everyone… I am drunk and haven’t posted in awhile. I am okay just been slammed. Typical police issues, no manpower and over worked. But if you want a job please apply!

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 Same as well lol that’s why I haven’t been on Twitter lately

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

Logs into twitter
*scrolls*
It’s still a dumpster fire here.
Logs off.

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

Drunk in Vegas and ready to see Post Malone lol

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 He needs head pats and reassurance for all the heinous acts he committed!!

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 He had to be removed bc he is violent and wants to kill everyone.

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 They make killing look so adorable

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 Yes it would be… they would kill us all!

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 Got to prep the baby for murdering!

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 They are trying to kill it!

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 Must have been fed human flesh

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 They have to be smart for@murderous intent…

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@NonyMouse66 Murderous intent with that rock! Bashing animal’s heads open!

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@LEO_CO95 No they don’t… only the Krabby Patty gummies do!

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

Breakfast for dinner type night lol

[Trooper doing Troop Things @TrooperAnon]

@SharpAttack10 But I do love to fish…