Walker Hays

I’m the writer/comedian, not the country singer. I do not like Applebees & Chuck Norris isn’t my dad. Trophycomic on Insta

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Since public schools r doomed may b time 2 rethink child labor, least kids in factories are learning a skill #devos #education

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@elonmuskTRENDS 1

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@MrPitbull07 Your work is incredible, little one! And you are beautiful. Things may be tough now but you are handling it with tremendous grace and should be incredibly proud of yourself. The RIGHT friends will find you and value you, like the thousands you just made here ;)

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@elonmusk How bout no parties at all? Stand on what you stand for. Period. At this point we might be better off voting like The Voice and not even seeing the candidate till after we’ve said yes to what we hear from them.

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Dear @CrunchGym I can’t begin to understand why the closest thing to an ATLANTA location is in such constant disrepair but ur missing out on a wealthy, thriving demographic by expanding into the boonies yet neglecting ur “city” gym. At least slap some new paint on the place…

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Not to Get Political but Please Add Me as a Friend if You Have “Move to a Foreign Country on a Whim” Money. 🤲#USElection2024

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I present to you my 4th cancelled flight in a month @SpiritAirlines Y’all are an absolute joke of an airline.

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I have literally not had an on-time departure with Spirit in 6 trips. And of those 6, 3 were completely canceled. Would @SpiritAirlines like to jump on here and say “plz Dm us”, then tell me it’s not their fault behind closed doors and offer me nothing?

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6:09pm and finally taxiing, still waiting on actual gate but at least a little optimism. Again, 2 hrs since we landed and 5 hrs later than we were supposed to arrive. @SpiritAirlines @EWRairport

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@YeahitsDon @SpiritAirlines @EWRairport I think you mean disgusting and how is this even legal?

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We are literally still sitting on the tarmac at 5:47pm when we landed at 4:16pm @SpiritAirlines @EWRairport

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@SmithRepspirit I did. And gave you a very detailed account of how at every single turn you guys have delayed and made everyone’s experience miserable just by not offering basic help like other airlines do.

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Workin on some new slogans 4 my friends @SpiritAirlines who cancld 2/4 flights entirely, delayed ALL the others not cancld & won’t compensate in any way:
1) SPIRIT AIR: Ya shoulda just rented a car. 2) SPIRIT AIR: We know ur poor n hope ur also stupid #CustomerExperienceFail

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Few more slogans:
@SpiritAirlines “They say you get what you pay for but it’s our goal to not even give you that”
Spirit Air: Are ur travel plans flexible? Now they will be!
Spirit Air: We’ve landed but gates are only reserved for REAL airlines so enjoy the runway for 25+ min!

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@SpiritAirlines This is the kind of service you get when fights are canceled due to “weather” which includes sunny skies everywhere, from the departure city to the destination, not a cloud in sight.

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@SpiritAirlines Not a resolution in sight. Been to the airport, on the phone, in your chat service, all the possibilities.

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@SpiritAirlines I’ve been in the phone this long with no resolution. Are you serious? Canceled my flight last night and now trying to not get me home for 48 hours. Unacceptable. The literal definition of #Customerservicefail

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@SpiritAirlines

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@SpiritAirlines Thank you. This will be the 4th Avenue I’ve tried including in person at the airport. DMing you now!