Sämï

PNW/Gemini

[els ❥ @elsyguevara]

Me as a mom

[cora @coralycett]

I remember my dad wanted to kill somebody when my mom told him I had bruised hand prints on my ass😂 he complained to the school and tried to get me to tell him who did but I didn’t want him going to prison soooo😂

[عمرو @AmrBokhari101]

A guy calling teachers by their names 😭😭😭

[messynessy @uhokaythenn]

kylie after she dropped off jordyn at the homeless shelter

[Fvckoff @ortizx408]

Cop: can I get your proof of insurance

High ass friend:

[Sämï @TropicalSami]

@shanedawson New conspiracy... Chuck E Cheese is serving henny to kids👀

[Sämï @TropicalSami]

@shanedawson Chuck E is quaking in his suit👀

[Sämï @TropicalSami]

#HowHardDidPubertyHitMe

[Sämï @TropicalSami]

My bubbas just livin da life🌸 #pupmodel

[Sämï @TropicalSami]

Here is a pic of my son for ur feed ik he cute af

[James @CaucasianJames]

Can’t take me to a movie cause you’re not allowed to bring in snacks

[Brett Jones @coachbrettjones]

When I was in high school my friends partied and I didn’t. When I was in college my friends paid tuition and I didn’t.
Don’t be the coolest kid in high school...be the most successful adult at the reunion.