That your 16 year old daughter that you bought a phone for, will one day send her nude to a perverted man that gave her 5k.
If that doesn't happen, she'll be using the phone to watch porn and be masturbating.
And she'll be shaking her bumbum on tik tok and snap chat.
End.
"I love travelling by road, but today I am being denied my preferred means of transportation because of insecurity. Don't allow this insecurity to go too far; tomorrow, it could be your own children."
— Actor Emeka Ike addressing security operatives during the ongoing protest in Abuja.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that Peter Obi refused to be used by ADC, walked away, and weeks later they’re still crying about it. To make matters worse, they still haven’t found a running mate for Kachalla even tho Speeddarlington is qualified enough. 😭
Today’s a public holiday, most are at home relaxing or just having fun. Guess who are denied of doing such? The children kidnapped in Oyo, Borno and now Kogi. It’s almost a month with no food, proper care or shelter.
Pls Bring Them Home 🙏🏾
A friend of mine is getting married tomorrow right here in Abuja.
According to him,he told me that he isn't marrying his wife because he really loves her but because she is a good girl and a virgin.
That she doesn't have the kind of body he likes in a woman.
He also said that he knows he won't be loyal to his wife but he just wants to keep her because she is good.
Now he is asking me if what he is saying is making sense.
Please what do I tell him?
Good news: Uchegbu Kosischukwu won the gold medal in the senior category at the German Mathematics Olympiad in Frankfurt, Germany.
She competed against students from schools across Germany and also from 52 other countries.
She currently attends Ambassador College, Ota.
What a star!
You see these three Nigerian companies. The very first day you receive your appointment letter to work there, you are already a millionaire.
Number 1 and 2 are exclusively for the children of politicians. You see that number 3, Customs, if you know any Customs officer that does not have either a 2 billion naira hotel or at least 2 petrol stations, call me a mumu.
People will be saying police is corrupt. Police is not corrupt at all where Customs is. These ones, their corruption directly destroy the economy, directly destroy security. If Nigerian Customs had done a quarter of their duties, Nigeria will never be like this today. People are only joining because of quick money. Only Nigerian Customs you will see an officer collecting N200,000 salary has 2 big hotels in Lagos and 3 mansions and 2 petrol stations in his village.
Nigerians have refused to focus on the Nigerian Customs. They should be receiving 70% of the blames for insecurity in Nigeria.
Life lately.. Coupling hospital equipments for delivery to primary health care centers in Cross river state. 72 deliveries done, 10 more to go. Chukwu bu ike anyi.🙏🏾👏🏽
NDC presidential candidate, Mr. Peter Obi responds to Kenneth Okonkwo's recent criticism.
"I can never act rascally. I have never been known as someone who operates rascally; I always operate within the rules and guidelines. It is easy for anyone to say anything against me, but the fact remains that I will never be part of what I am trying to change. If I wanted that, I would have done it when I left office as governor and taken all the money like any other person."
Mr Peter Obi on recent interview on NoireTV
Hadi Sirika allegedly stole ₦2bn
Mele Kyari allegedly stole ₦210tn
Sadiya Farouq allegedly stole ₦38.7bn + $1.3m
Malami allegedly stole ₦256bn
All these guys are from the North where people are dying from insecurity & poverty
They are supposed to be our representatives