Trout9000

Full-time Clerk. Father of two badass daughters. Wanna be twitch streamer.

[Trout9000 @Trout9000]

The only contact us option requires I have a police report. I don't know if we want to bring those assholes into this.

[Trout9000 @Trout9000]

@letgo hey, you idiots might want to update your security measures. Some dumb shit used my e-mail to create his account and I was able to sign in without a password and change all of his personal information. Good luck with that.

[Trout9000 @Trout9000]

@letgo Man, this page sure is a big YIKES after what I was able to do with zero account verification.

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[Ted and Annette Fleming @1221IZZI]

@ethanjsomers @MonicaLewinsky Trump panic chart

[Trout9000 @Trout9000]

@GFuelEnergy @PLAYRgg @DigitalStormPC @kevinnac I wanna win.

[G FUEL® @GFuelEnergy]

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[Josh Flanagan @JoshtheFlanagan]

When you’re just trying to sleep on a friend’s couch but he’s finally nailed Green Day’s “Time of Your Life.”

[Trout9000 @Trout9000]

@JustMeTurtle Yeah I'm a security gaurd at a private company. Even if the company goes on quarintine I'm going to have to be here myself. Fun fun. Thanks for being there for folks in these interesting times.

[Trout9000 @Trout9000]

@PykeRobot @FionaNova They need to be more vocal. Regardless of viewership toxic assholes need to be shut down and told it's not tolerated by everyone, not just the people they are attacking.

[Zach Niblick @snackary_]

Going through insta stories and just blown away by the negligence.

Friends at CORONAVIRUS-THEMED PARTIES, taking *virus shots*

Bars packed for st patricks day like nothing’s going on

20-person deep lines for boba

Clinking drinks at brunch...

Yall seeing this shit too?

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

If you MUST leave your home for supplies, please be courteous and wear an eccentric outfit to signal which genre of apocalyptic character you are:

- opulent slum queen
- cyberpunk biker
- an old man known only as "Doc"
- jumpsuited drone
- earth tones, with a vest

[Trout9000 @Trout9000]

So spooky

[Liz Katz @LizKatzOfficial]

Thank god it’s Friday the 13th #JasonVoorhees https://t.co/hlfZNu08Vj

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

some of y'all have somehow never even considered socially distancing before like just for your own sanity or whatever and it shows 👀

[Liz Katz @LizKatzOfficial]

🤔

[Gav Murphy @cymrogav]

Bathed her for ages then told her idiot-ass dogs can't even get Corona virus. Absolutely done her.

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

We're all democratic socialists in a pandemic...

[Captain Disillusion @CDisillusion]

If you need any tips on how to sit alone in an empty room indefinitely, give me a call.