Casper

Carcharhinus leucas, aka, bullsh*t hunter. Not a bear or bull. Just a fish who really dislikes fake people.
#FishieKisses 🦈🦈🦈💋

[Casper @TroutKera]

Somebody's getting in their fancy-dress. Shoes, hats, gloves, jewelry are always a favorite because it doesn't matter how fat your ass might become (or has become).

This cow goes by 'Mel'. And we love her. Moo. 🐮
#FishieKisses from all the Trouts.

[Casper @TroutKera]

✅ Use my burner account to follow, so locking won't matter.

[Casper @TroutKera]

Time to start haunting my favorite peeps.
Boo!

[Casper @TroutKera]

This is also true.
#fishiekisses 🐟🐟🐟💋
https://t.co/Gz3Wix0S5R

[Casper @TroutKera]

This is true.
#fishiekisses 🐟🐟🐟💋

[Casper @TroutKera]

Preparing to be the recipient of a 💩load of toxic slime. Bring it. I'm prepared.
#FishieKisses 🐟🐟🐟💋

[Casper @TroutKera]

Someone missed the sarcasm in the tweet.🤣 Feeling helpful, so I'll spell it out. They are mocking Elon Musk for claiming no one ever uses the mobile car charger so it will no longer be included.
Yes, Darwin Award is appropriate but for a different person.
#FishieKisses🐟🐟🐟💋

[Casper @TroutKera]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[Casper @TroutKera]

Facts about #Hagfish
💋Bottom dwellers
💋No vertebrae, no spine
💋Opportunistic
💋Asexual, neither male nor female
💋If you interact with a hagfish, be prepared to be covered with toxic slime

#FishieKisses🐟🐟🐟

[Casper @TroutKera]

@AaronGreenspan No you've never had anything to do with this account, Aaron.
I wasn't referring to her with my hagfish tweets, but I guess she assumed 'hagfish' was her new nickname? I have no idea why she reacted to those tweets. 🤣
#Triggered

[Casper @TroutKera]

"Hagfish [...] are known for producing massive amounts of slime when stressed." That seems accurate. 🤣

#FishieKisses 🐟🐟🐟💋

[Casper @TroutKera]

Fascinated by hagfish slime. It's all over twitter, in the most predictable places.
#FishieKisses

https://t.co/9EoIDoHB11

[Casper @TroutKera]

Hagfish slime. 🤣 It's everywhere.

[Emily Sklar 🦀 @oceanic_emily]

Kitefin shark finds out about hagfish slime the hard way

📸Reddit

[Casper @TroutKera]

Sometimes I look at certain tweets and all I see is this.

[Casper @TroutKera]

I know this might be hard to understand, but @paraga's point was that it's ridiculous to assume all Muslims are extremists.

You're so ready to take offense @melaynalokosky. It was an innocent tweet and you seem to want to twist it into an attack on white people? Why?

[Casper @TroutKera]

Another great cover.
https://t.co/Mra5gUdNTP

[Casper @TroutKera]

https://t.co/06H4Uf5BIB

[Casper @TroutKera]

True. I consider her an expert regarding unearned entitlement and overall lack of engagement.

[Casper @TroutKera]

Narcissists can't imagine a world where not everything is about them. True story.

[Casper @TroutKera]

Twitter, the easily triggered Internet Psychopath Cesspool™️.