Croc Dundee

They call me Croc Dundee - Cowboy hat wearing, air guitar specialist with a passion for music, jogging and upsetting the Fez barstaff and locals!

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@AmieLSmith387 I told that idiot to be inconspicuous! #Busted

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@ogreenwood01 can you paint my toilet for me please mate? #handyman

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@ogreenwood01 well u got sat in the back of a police car and u were #cryingyoureyesout #doyouknowwhatheydotogoodlookingguyslikemeinprison

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@ogreenwood01 well u got sat in the back of a police car and u where #CryingYourEyesOut

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@ogreenwood01 is that a threat fat, retard boy? I will get the police involved and we all remember what happened last time! #DontCry

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@dazbell14 @mugs0 I don't kiss carpet! Just my pillow dreaming of the Festival barmaids #sexyladies

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@AmieLSmith387 must have slipped my mind! Ill be there for 5pm sharp then #wehaveaconnection

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@AmieLSmith387 Can you pour me half a John smiths now. Ill be there soon and I don't want to queue with the riff raff in there #peasants

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

I may put in a complaint to that personal space invading, wank jewellery wearing, shoulder shrugging, bitch of a landlord about the music

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@pmuggo Ill venture out at about 4 and rock some air guitar before that stuttering fool Biddulph starts what he calls a disco #crapmusic

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@dazbell14 sensing a lot of anger towards me. Shall we talk about it in the Festival this weekend over half a john smiths? Oh wait........

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

Hopefully ill run into @AmieLSmith387 this weekend. Perhaps at the Festival Inn. I'm pretty sure we have some sort of connection #shewantsme

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@carltonstie shouldn't you be at work rather than harassing TESCO's customers? #abaguetteisforeating #joblessbum

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@ianthebodyshep shut up you good for nothing, waste of space and oxygen #midgetboy

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@pmuggo you're heading the right way for a good hiding! Meddling in my affairs again. Now run along to your girlfriend @Ellie_Pea

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

Anyone seen my newspaper?

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@pmuggo I will not be lured into fighting that boring teacher ill just give him two fingers from the safety of my bedroom window again #tit

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@Ellie_Pea @ogreenwood01 yes he is in need of a slap also. It's about time he was barred from that establishment #retardboy

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@ellie_pea also could you ask your boyfriend @pmuggo to stop meddling in my personal affairs please #heneedsaslap

[Croc Dundee @TrowellCroc]

@Ellie_Pea mind your language please young lady or I will be reporting you to the twitter officials