Troy Boonstra

We must learn who is Gold, and who is simply gold plated.

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

I never rly had the whole... “Glow Up”... I feel like I kinda just went from Kurt Hummel on Glee to David Rose on Schitt’s Creek...

[Funny World 🤣😂 @JustFunnyworld]

How can you make the same mistake 3 times 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

I am literally drinking my tropical smoothie in the parking lot so that I can quick run to Starbucks before work... sometimes I hate myself...

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

I am raising money for the Andrew Gomez Dream Foundation which is supporting 8 amazing charities that are changing the world, if you would like to donate please DM me. ANYTHING helps!! @taylorswift13 @NICKIMINAJ @jamescharles @Beyonce @justinbieber @robdyrdek @DrakeVibe @rihanna

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

*Spills beer on self*
"Yep, that's definitely upside down..."

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

I hate when u wake up before ur alarm and don't shut it off when u start to get ready then it scares the crap out of u when it goes off

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

I'm falling so hard for you... and you don't see it... 🤷🏽‍♂️🙄😩

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

Are they really fries? Or are they actually just potato stix?

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

Did you know that burritos are just Mexican sushi? @BrophyJolin

[Jolin Brophy @BrophyJolin]

No! Stop! Why do you always do this?! PUT YOUR PANTS ON! @TroyBoonstra

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

S/o to my mom for being the queenest bitch I know for picking me up!! Honestly the greatest woman alive!!!

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

Mom: "Wow! It should be illegal to look this good..." And yet, people still wonder where I get it from.

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

That moment when you haven't been home in a long time, and it actually feels weird to walk into your room...

[Troy Boonstra @TroyBoonstra]

I love going on road trips and screaming at people when you pass them