Troy Durst

[Troy Durst @TroyDurst1]

@whotfisjovana

[Troy Durst @TroyDurst1]

@ChadBirger @canaries A festivus for the rest of us!

[Chad Birger @ChadBirger]

The winner was @TroyDurst1. Troy got to Pie me in the face yesterday.

[Troy Durst @TroyDurst1]

I’ve been training for this moment my whole life!

[Chad Birger @ChadBirger]

The winner was @TroyDurst1. Troy got to Pie me in the face yesterday.

[Chad Birger @ChadBirger]

It's a bad night to be a beer in Vermillion.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Someone left a 24-pack of RC in the sissy alcohol section and that motherfucker is still standing tall as the most adult beverage available.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.”

[Vermillion Police @VermillionPD]

Last night, those bright lights in the sky were the aurora borealis. Tonight, you're just getting pulled over #VPDLive

[Troy Durst @TroyDurst1]

@Super70sSports @cornbreadcowboi

[Troy Durst @TroyDurst1]

Hamms…the beer refreshing

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Anybody got an idea for our next commercial?”

“How about some dirty bastard driving a Jeep around like a maniac with a grizzly bear riding shotgun?”

“Now you’ve got my goddamn attention.”

https://t.co/1tjuyXxTuJ

[Chad Birger @ChadBirger]

Saw this on my way home off I29 by Tea. Stay safe out there friends. Still 0 shark attacks in South Dakota in recorded history. Don't let tonight be the first. #sdwx

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The best song about the sun going down. Yeah, yeah, “but Elton John” ... don’t care, I’m riding with Lightfoot on this one, motherfucker.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Post a great photo of a musician or a band. I’m starting and I’m setting the goddamn bar pretty high so don’t fucking disappoint me.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Knights of Columbus would raise money for you but they weren’t gonna sugarcoat it.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Perhaps the greatest goddamn champion ever produced by the United States. How did he do it? Donuts.

👉 https://t.co/kLAVRSn9Qe

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Toy Story 5 is going to be incredible …

[USD PIKES @USDPIKES]

Congratulations to our brother Troy Durst (‘22 initiate), for being elected #USDPIKES’ Vice-President of External Affairs for the 2024 calendar year! Troy is also involved in Dakotathon and FOCUS Bible studies on campus. (1/2)

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.”

[Chad Birger @ChadBirger]

My kids tried coming up with a formula to quantify my happiness level on the weekends.