Troy Hannibal

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

@jeessicaa_xx happy birthday jessicaaaaaa!

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

Unless u post stating how you don't need a man in ur life and upload a photo with your tits out then have you really split up with ur bf??

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

Just under 2 weeks til sunny beach💃🏻 can't wait to neck about 900 double vodkas and 392 tequila shots

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

You know ur knocking on a bit when you're dying for a bit of sun so you can peg the fucking washing on the line #outofsocks

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

@beccipuddy lettuce know why x

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

Anyone else ever try to lock their house door with their central locking? Or is it just me that's that fried👀

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

@TOR1_ the one that got away?👀

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

@sadiegauntlett ur a bad influence 😩😩 as soon as I get through the door ur getting it down me neck!!🍼🍼

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

After 3 years of having a phone of which the best feature was a shit torch on the top and predictive text I've finally upgraded to an iPhone

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

@MegLohfink @Liviaisobelx miss u gals, miss tearing up the box in lloyds xo

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

@joolse123 did ur nan knit them though???

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

If you don't smash a bowl of coco pops and a cup of coffee every morning r u even doing life??

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

Literally been googling ' how to remember a night out ' the best result is ' drink less ' fucking canny see that happening👀

[Sadie Gauntlett @sadiegauntlett]

Cardiff for @TroyHannibal and my 21sts tonight, going to be messy

[Troy Hannibal @TroyHannibal]

@TOR1_ just another day at the office

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That bloke on storage hunters that just breaks the padlocks.. Where do I apply for this job???

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@TOR1_ worldie

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@sarrahsmithx you're literally the most hufflepuff person I can think of 😂😂😂