@amazon -now running on pixie dust, unicorn farts and crossed fingers. Their gig driver decided to go home with her remaining deliveries instead of, you know, deliver them. Amazon just shrugs and says “shit happens.” I guess if I get my same day deliveries I’m just lucky.
@CrackerBarrel Your CEO is batshit crazy, delusional and will burn your brand to the ground with her misguided attempt to change everything people love about your restaurants. Goes on GMA and claims everyone loves her ideas. Literally no one does. Your board must be batshit crazy, too.
2016 Mazda CX9 hit 300k miles today - best Mazda I’ve ever owned (out of 8), best car I’ve ever owned. Still as fun to drive as mile one! @MazdaUSA is the absolute best!
@SenSchumer Since you’ve been in office, there’s a new thing called the internet. You can’t just pretend to be an honest person and get away with it anymore.
https://t.co/QMzlKyBR4U
FLASHBACK: Chuck Schumer on Trump potentially issuing preemptive pardons:
“That would be a gross abuse of the presidential pardon authority”
Any comment on Biden’s preemptive pardons @SenSchumer?
@ConservBlue2020 @GavinNewsom There can’t actually be people as dumb as you buying into this crap, so I’m hoping for your own sake that this is sarcasm.
@cnni “First” joint interview? So all the interviews after this - if there are any - will also be “joint” interviews? Hilary didn’t need her VP pick at her side fie interviews. Harris is weak and pathetic.
@TheWrap Who does a “joint interview?” She’s so terrible at speaking off script she needs to drag her lackey with her as a crutch. Yeah, let’s trust her with the nuke codes….
@KamalaHarris “We” because you can’t do anything on your own. Like sit down for an interview. You have to bring your support Walz with you. Take responibility for the last 4 years? You pretend you had nothing to do with it.
@KamalaHarris Get what done? Do interviews with journalists? No. Press conference? No. Answer questions from voters? No. Debate? Who knows - you keep complaining about rules. The only thing you’re getting “done” is standing behind a podium & teleprompter.
@mssociety You know an apology is fake when the organization making the apology hides all the replies. You do know everyone can still read them, right? As for the apology, you’re sorry you didn’t make a 90 year old woman “understand” your policy? Get real.
@groypsocks@TuckerCarlson You’re sick & twisted, and you’re the reason people think all conservatives are racist white supremacists. Real conservatives believe in the power of the individual, not collectivism - which is what white supremacy is. It’s the far right version of identity politics.
@UPS Had a scheduled pickup today, and as usual your lazy ass drivers don’t do their one job and ring the doorbell to pickup the package, just leave a notice on the fucking door. Now I have to do their job and take it in. Worthless fucking company with no customer service.
@COOLERTHANUOBVS @nbcsnl If genocide is the goal they’re doing a piss poor job at it by giving civilians every opportunity to get out of harm’s way. Maybe ask Hamas why they take most of the humanitarian supplies for themselves & hide among civilians, putting them in danger. Palestinians deserve better.
@Harvard “Let me be clear…” You weren’t clear at all when it actually mattered, testifying at Congress. Your moment of “clarity” comes on an X post? And you’re still not clear - you condemn calls for genocide but only those who threaten individual students will be held to account?