*Kid at grocery store in one of those carts that has a steering wheel*
ME: You think you're steering this thing? Wake up dude! They're lying to you! It's all a big fucking illusion!
KID: Beep beep!
ME: I guess you're not ready for the truth.
Hey, asteroids! You need to step up your game, son. Only 70cm across? Burning up in the atmosphere? That some weak-ass shit. Bummy as hell. #assteroids