Tim Phillips

Just a man trying to make my way through the universe.

[Tim Phillips @TRPhillips18]

@WeaponsVault 16”. Is the Missouri available?

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@TomcatJunkie Postage stamp series 1:160 scale. Fear the Bones!

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The real reason why the US Air Force left RAF Fairford in such a hurry. IYKYK

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@VeteransforAz I don’t normally buy tomatoes except when my backyard plants shut down in the heat of summer.

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@SenRickScott Did you ever hear the one about the old Native American man who was told about Daylight Savings Time? His response: "That's like cutting a foot off the top of your blanket and sewing it on the bottom and telling yourself you have a longer blanket."

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@DaisyRifles My brother's 1894 and I moved on to a model 120. That was a fun rifle.

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@RSE_VB I have no room. And I don't think I want to add on to the house for that!

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@SteveHiltonx Xavier Basura has severe TDS.

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@Le_Crapaud47 I can see it. It's brilliant!

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@DLoesch You’re just lucky that way, I guess.

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@PHNX_Dbacks NOOOOOT!

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@NolteNC @ZODIAC_MF No Top Gear? It was the number one show on the BBC until Clarkson’s…incident.

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@RSE_VB That's a dangerous sized box. Here, take this.

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@TomcatJunkie I’ve been doxxed, my real name is Bob Loblaw.

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@mooseincrisis Easy. If you don’t see squirrel, is elk.

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@Jody_Jackson @CoorsField

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@TheCinesthetic Pirates of the Caribbean. “You can’t make a good movie from a theme park ride.”

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@dmbkparker Too many crayons in Marine pilot’s diet. Waistbands expand and landing pads expand.

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@EndWokeness If you want to burn something that you paid for, who cares? They already got your money.

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@FenixAmmunition