@WiggerMaggot As a force sensitive youngling, Obi-Wan's force vision class went on a field trip wearing blinders 😎 to explore an ancient tample. He tripped and fell onto a church bell and was clinging onto it as it rang. Ever since Obi-Wan hated the feeling of church bells stuck on skin.
@nursedanakay Been bitchin'bout this since got car month ago, fuk them potholes too.
Oh, your charger is on the wall, that's cute, no problem I'll pull head first and 5 feet away.
Walk of shame 🫠 when Model Y says let's take scenic route on summon in wide open casino 2 lane parking lot.