Austin Ballard

Home chef. Master of Dungeons. Lucky semi-professional Warcraft YouTuber. Chronic 90s nostalgiac. Linguistics geek. Editor. Creator.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

"Surviving Mormonism" but it's me watching the kids while my wife goes to her monthly Relief Society activity when the Elders Quorum hasn't had one for 9 years

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

If anyone is a fan of the 1997 #SierraEntertainment PC game #LordsOfMagic, I made a fan site dedicated to preserving its assets. If any game deserved a remastery, it's this one!
https://t.co/EoiNdU9FbE

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

Hey @StrongBadActual ! Any chance you'll release the background music for your Vampire's Castle playthrough? I needs it! Rock Spotty Party Mix from Dangeresque is close but not quite.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@EpicCanto Just discovered your album "The Legends of Sherwood Forest" on Spotify and it's incredible! Keep up the awesome work.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

Today I kind of learned how ambigrams work.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@StrongBadActual Ah yes, Track 13! Not the earworm I'm looking for, but it will do just fine to tide me over. Thanks Strong Bad! Keep on tranglin

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@StrongBadActual Dear Strong Bad, can you please release the music track from your playthrough of Vampire's Castle? It's been stuck in my head for a year now and I need the raw track on my Spotify now!!

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

I'd really like to know who it is who goes through all the #IMDb Trivia sections and puts the models of every vehicle in every movie. It's gotta be just one person, and while I'm super annoyed by their entries, I admire their dedication.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

🎶No fortune fair nor faith divine
Come close to toping the juice of the vine.
With cherry crew we sip and sway.
Let's tip the tankard and waste the day.
Ree-raw! Well ye ken,
Our toils can wait for a time.
We saw the folly of men
Who, rather than revel, repine. 🍺
#DnDMovie

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@cwgabriel I just barely picked up this hobby independently a few weeks ago and I love it! Is this Merlin Bird ID?

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@PA_Megacorp @cwgabriel @TychoBrahe Okay, this is super weird: I literally just picked up this hobby independently about three weeks ago and have been having such a good time! Crazy that other people are seeing how fun it is. Like real life Pokemon Go.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@EpicGames My copy of Assassin's Creed Valhalla won't launch, so I don't have any hours played on it, but it's not letting me refund it. The help tickets haven't been going through either. How can I get my money back?

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

Hi @Cary_Elwes, my wife shares your birthday, and I share @RealRobinWright's birthday! The Princess Bride is our favorite film and it brought us together as a shared interest 15 years ago. Happy Valentine's Day! #AsYouWish

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@StrongBadActual https://t.co/AP3IcsaXJV
#steamedhams

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@StrongBadActual Strong Bad, can you release the background music for that Vampire's Castle playthrough video? It's been playing in my head and I need a full version!

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

@StrongBadActual Strong Bad, I can't express how much I love the background music to this game! Can you release a video of just the music for me to listen to or put it on Spotify??

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

Announcement to all trivia contributors on IMDB: Any ordinal besides “first” is NOT relevant or interesting! People don’t come there to learn if it’s the fourth movie based on a book by an author whose name starts with the letter P. Keep your conspiracy-theory mind out of it.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

Hi @_ChrisBeatrice, I'm a big fan of Lords of Magic and just wanted to say thanks for designing such a great game. It's a shame it's so underrated. If you ever have time to discuss behind-the-scenes stuff about it, let me know! I'd love to learn more about its development.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

Hi @lordfiskle, I'm a big fan of Lords of Magic and just wanted to say thanks for designing such a great game. It's a shame it's so underrated. If you ever have time to discuss behind-the-scenes stuff about it, let me know! I'd love to learn more about the game's development.

[Austin Ballard @TrueAbelhawk]

Hi @GregorKoomey, I'm a big fan of Lords of Magic and just wanted to say thanks for designing such a great game. It's a shame it's so underrated. If you ever have time to discuss behind-the-scenes stuff about it, let me know! I'd love to learn more about the game's development.