true simp

she/her

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Going to the dispensary and asking for the weakest thing they have

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

@dadogeking Koots😭

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Man…

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

A drag queen named Tucker Carlson

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

Decide his fate…

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Working Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve

[Adamn Killa @adamnwhodeywant]

Haircut got me acting different

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

How it feels walking around Seattle past 5 pm rn

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Tarkov release looks sick🔥🔥

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Met some kitties today!🥰🥰

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Just tripped on a leaf #yup

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

@dadogeking

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

@dadogeking Is this tweet inspired by anything

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

@dadogeking Dude😭

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Amazing things on my fyp this evening

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

@dadogeking No😃

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

This would be an excellent place to experience religious psychosis

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Is this anything

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

@jonnojonnoisms Thank you

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

My boyfriend always leaves the toilet seat up and I cast a spell on him to turn him into a fashionable hat because of it, AITA?

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

What is his problem