TPK

The life of TPK is getting a pump, doing maths, playing games, and running the club scene all day, every day!

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@Omnislash @firebat My C'Thun Quest Warrior, I would love to see this doctored

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[TPK @TruePartyKing]

I goofed and accidentally brought a katana to the gym...

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Just walked into a meeting with a pump so fresh, it still had the sticker.

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I used to hate on personal trainers but hot damn, she kicked my ass so hard my ears started to pop... Didn't even know that could happen

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3 things I cherish more than anything: Chipotle, duct tape, and perfectly sharpened pencils.

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There is a signature smell of #Smirnoff. And that smell is regret.

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Some local Florentines were convinced that I was Mario Gómez and asked to take photos with me
I need a German jersey

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Every time I work out outside, I keep finding mosquitos robbing the blood from my biceps ... They're literally stealing my gains

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Texting while driving just became the leading cause of car accidents, surpassing alcohol
Guess we should make texting illegal for minors now

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@NOHOdrinkIRL you guys have an amazing product! I haven't been hungover once!
spreading the #NOHO love to everyone I know

[TPK @TruePartyKing]

Found out that my gym is closed today. Now why would they take off work for 4/20? They haven't done so on any previous 4/20...

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Fact: You can sneak up on weights before gravity can make them heavy because the element of Surprise comes before Iron on the Periodic Table

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@ProjectMGame @VGBootCamp April Fools!

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It's funny how clean crocodile lounge looks after it was shut down for rat infestation lol

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Need to start removing the mirrors in my house, get distracted way too easily by my reflection.

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@kamalbarryXXX: It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-Drew Carey

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Confession time. I add two 2.5 lb plates whenever using a barbell.

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#BeUpstandingNYU is going down in hemerdinger hall tomorrow at 2. Be there and get hype cuz there's prizes and other fun stuff.

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@aksysgames cool!
Already played it on the DS but will definitely repurchase to show support for Zero Escape 3

[TPK @TruePartyKing]

You ever had those days where you go so ham at the gym that you break down and start laughing?

Those are good days.