Trump Developer

I write the best code. I know many developers and they all agree, I write the best code. Parody account.

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

And the winners of the false boolean awards 2017 are:

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Make #javascript great again!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

Conman Elon musk (BAD!) spitting in the eyes of our great FEDERAL RESERVE (great men and women there) Dogecoin will go to $0 because Elon doesn't even write code anymore!! he isn't a developer-

[Forbes @Forbes]

Elon Musk crashed the Bitcoin price and proposed a radical Dogecoin upgrade to beat Bitcoin https://t.co/NqxQXsW5TZ

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@shanselman Bernie Madoff would be DROOLING seeing how ponzis like Ethereum & Safemoon are making a killing. Look at the codebase, the tests aren't good, the CPU usage is over 100% utilization - the fees are high!! I should be the tech lead

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

Biden has made a mess of our GREAT codebase - not a single test written since he stole the tech lead position from me! Failing sprints the project managers have all emailed me so many times it's great!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@shimjudavid @Vjeux @joelhooks My condolences to your codebase Shimju! I will be sanctioning Facebook shortly for React's terrible codebase (not good!) to make sure devs never write another react app AGAIN!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@BenBeattieHood @Vjeux React Hooks were a hack to get around Reacts poor legacy design choices! I spoke to many devs and they all agree React is a terrible framework!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

Thank you to the millions of developers who came to my digital React rally yesterday. Great crowds! ISP's were begging me to stop so much bandwidth was consumed! They said it was the highest bandwidth they have ever seen. Wow!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@WebReflection It is just you Andrea - I am about to sign an order forbidding any JS code ever being written again. Browser vendors who do not support TS will be sanctioned until they comply - GREAT!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@shanselman Scott I spoke to some highly respected smart people ("really smart") and they told me Wifi is bad! - wired connections make networks GREAT and powerful

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@elyktrix I just consulted with Front End developers and they are the best developers - and they told me that Front and Back (not great) are different roles! I will be signing an order to forbid any more back end "dev" in AMERICAN code, GREAT!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@realDonaldTrump #ReactGate

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

Segfaults, failing tests and bugs are going down all over the Codebase!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our codebase going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for team lead & continue to run my sidehustle-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@basicBrogrammer Why are you using push so much instead of the spread operator? The integrity of open source is at stake here, we must fix this!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

#reactjs has brilliant marketing I'll give them that. Create a BAD library, tell developers virtual dom is faster (it's not) and then release hooks to fix an architecture problem in the library itself. Why do people use this sad (bad) library over #vuejs or #emberjs ?

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

Sad @ryanflorence blocked me on Twitter, after I offered to help him understand how to use TypeScript because he was intimiated by my high I.Q! these #reactjs developers are sad.!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@ryanflorence I have programmed in many languages Ryan and many experts agree I have used them all and oh boy, it's a mess. But TypeScript is great, when you're smart like me it's so easy! don't worry I'll show you how to write TypeScript Ryan and you'll feel smart like me!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

If #reactjs is so great, why is failing @fb_engineering not using #reactjs in their own projects anymore? Even this failing company knows React is a bad library and it's failing badly, the biggest failure of any open source project imaginable. The codebase is a disgrace!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@StephenKing I know many experts and they all tell me not only is my code the cleanest and best well tested code they have ever seen, they all agree my code is amazing and my codebases are bigger than anyone else's codebase. You want to talk about amazing? Wow.

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

@tylerturdenpant Ember is a great framework - one of the best, and it's a real shame what China has been doing to Ember with #reactjs all of these years. Ember has been getting a bad deal. Time for React to start paying its fair share!

[Trump Developer @Trump_Developer]

We have been too soft on #reactjs for too long - this BAD practice library needs to be stopped. They have hooks now? I have far bigger and sharper hooks, even @evanyou is shocked at what is going with React it's a HUGE disgrace and bad for open source! don't worry I will fix this