Trump At The Proms

Hey, last time I checked, I was too old to go to a Prom! Ahahahahahahaha. We're not affiliated with Donald Trump. No way. #BBCProms

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Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. https://t.co/d2ZEs49U2b

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Oklahoma? I'd rather be whistling down the 'plane

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We need someone with a knack for finding new audiences in different places. Deadline is tomorrow: https://t.co/LlTriOcyz1
#artsjobs

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Don't worry, Danny T! I make things up every day when I don't know the answers!Like foreign policy. #BBCProms

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I always clap between movements. That's why people love me so much. #bbcproms https://t.co/WFk6a3D7qB

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Daniel Barenboim really knows how to work that crowd! Maybe I should make him my campaign manager! I take off my toupé to him! #BBCProms

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When the people elect me King, Im gonna have more bells. More Bellular Tubes for all subjects! God bless America.#BBCProms #BellularTubes

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Boy oh boy! I'm gonna make this diva my Secretary of Sequins!! Important to have Jobs for Women.#BBCProms

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Let me make one thing incredibly clear: I endorse John Wilson for Senator. He has a huge baton. #BBCProms

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Don't fall off your chair, Jamie Cullen!!" I called from my RINGSIDE SEAT atthe Promos! God bless America! #BBCProms

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That Jamie Cullen, how about that? WOW! Truly An All-American Hero! Not just on that Twilight film!! I love him. Like a MAN! #BBCProms

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For the canny Promster: How to talk confidently about tonight's concert. #BBCProms https://t.co/8oHENdV8db

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Prommers are reminded that the following are *not* acceptable between movements:

⛔ Leaving
⛔️ Clapping
⛔️️ Humming the cello bit

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Prommers are reminded that the following are acceptable between movements:

✅ Nodding approval
✅ Coughing fit
✅ Snogging

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Times when it is appropriate for grown men to overflow with emotion from the stands:

✅ Football
✅ OMG #Haitink

#BBCProms #TopUpTiffin

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Gently waving your queue ticket, number 162, rather than facing an awkward conversation about queue-jumping with number 163. #BBCProms

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We have an overenthusiastic clapper between movements 2 and 3, over. #BBCProms