realDonaldTrumpsDog

Sniffing out the truth, one asshole at a time! It's Parody Stupid

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

D-O-G is G-O-D spelled backwards.
Dogging @realdonaldtrump @devinNunes and other butt sniffers of the @POTUS #realDonaldTrumpsDog #NoFleasOnMe #ProtectTheHerd #NunesCow

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@SenJohnThune @BretBaier Mandate? That's when you've got veto-proof majorities in both houses. You rotate out the starters for the last 10. It took 4 f'ng years of #buttsniffing , Elon's $, Starlink, and 60 Ruffa bomb threats in deep blue precincts to gain 3.5 points?
#NoFleasOnMe
Don't bend a knee

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

I'd rather be a Pound Puppy than return to the WH fur 4 more. The new VP makes couch pillows smell.
Who the F*ck is this Elon guy?
Follows DT and JD sniffing their butts? Too weird for human! Kinda like Rudy? I hear he won't go home 🙄 #NoFleasOnMe #w00f #WooF #ProtectTheHerd

[HB_ANTIFA-scist @HB_ANTIFA]

https://t.co/YTaI63E1EY

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@AWeissmann_ She could take Trump apart without breaking a sweat.
However, she must be careful that her dynamic doesn't fuel critics, political pundits or the opposition's attempt to create a false caricature of her as "just another angry liberal black woman" to invalidate and dismiss her.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@HB_ANTIFA @MeidasTouch @AWeissmann_ @JoyceWhiteVance @maddow @tribelaw @neal_katyal @gtconway3d @AP @cnnbrk @MeetThePress @USDC_DCCircuit #WOOF 🐾🐾🐾🐾
#DogsofTwitter
#DogsofX
#DOGisGODspelledbackward
#buttsniffersANON
#DOGLovers
#USArmydogs
#BelgianMalinois
#MalinoisServiceDogs
#ArmyDogs

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@BenWeiserNYT @ejeancarroll @maggieNYT @benprotess Trump's did it again. Continuing to defame E.Jean Carroll❣
1) File a motion for civil contempt with judge Kaplan. Request the court bring Trump in (with toothbrush)
2) Notify judge Chutkin that Trump violated his OR bail terms. Request immediate remand.
https://t.co/OpHwBKcScL

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@Fernand46357857 He is probably relies on his MAL doctor buddies more to supply meds like Adderall, Provigil, and antihistamines to feed his speedball habits.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@Jim_Jordan Criminal defendants on bail don't have the same rights as everyone else. His speech is limited as a condition of release in order to protect court proceedings and the rule of law. But you ignore the law, seeing that you yourself haven't responded to a subpoena from the senate.

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@simonateba Dick Cheney, his puppet master, said NO WAY!

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@AWeissmann_ Maybe take the pressure of off Merchon and have Chutkin haul him into her courtroom.
Wouldn't that speed up her delays till trial❣
She can release him to NYC custody on trial days. Attorneys can meet with him in jail.
#EnoughIsEnough
#WooF

[Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads/Insta)🌻 @AWeissmann_]

BREAKING: Trump is out on bail in 4 criminal cases. He posted a photo of the president bound, gagged, and shot. Threatening a president is a federal crime and also a violation of bail release conditions. Time for courts to act.

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@ruskin147 see above 🐾🐾

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

WooF #sophiefromromania is a cutie ❣😉😍
#DogsofTwitter #WooF #w00f
#buttsniffersAnon 🤣
#WHdogs @POTUS @Mike_Pence
#DOG is #GOD spelled backwards.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Daily #sophiefromromania brings me joy.

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

Here we go again!!
Mystery illness is what they call it now. What a euphemism.

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

The best question of the day.
It's not going away. This year kids in school are now filling ICUs full coast to coast.
The largest health care systems in San Diego are putting up tents outdoors.
@POTUS the election means nothing if you don't start saying MASKS #BringBackMasks

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@AWeissmann_ @Lawrence Chutkan, to be consistent, must revoke Trump's bond and remand him to jail.
Rule 1 - Don't break ANY laws.
Is defamation legal?
Does intimidating witnesses, prosecutors, the jury pool and court staff by demonstrating his ability to foment violent threats violate Bond?

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@AndyLeighton8 @TheLastWord @Lawrence BC Jack Smith has much more than we know. Unindicted doesn't mean he won't be. Letter is paper case, no escape, no deal. Gonna rot in GA prison so no fed hurry. Chesebro asked court permission to travel to DC (probation terms🤣). Interview with Jack Smith.. Sniff sniff.

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@kyledcheney @Lawrence Signed by a deputy clerk for the clerk. 'Nuff said. Frivolous appeal don't deserve the time to write an opinion. Well lick my ass DJT. w00f I suppose he'll be bashing those judges and their clerks too.
Sit/stay waiting for new federal search warrants for MaL. W00000f 🤣🤣

[realDonaldTrumpsDog @TrumpsFakeDog]

@kyledcheney @Lawrence And this is why Donald Trump and Mark Meadows are going to rot in GA state prison. Meadows tested these waters with his attempt to move the GA case to federal court claiming official acts. DENIED! If it's about votes it's CAMPAIGNING. Candidate acts NOT office holder acts!