Trumps PR Guy

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[Trumps PR Guy @TrumpsPRGuy]

Accepted this job as means to get with @IvankaTrump - had no idea this campaign would actually still be going this long. #Trump2016

[Trumps PR Guy @TrumpsPRGuy]

@NicholsUprising interpreted incorrectly. He was referring to back hair.

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@BarstoolBigCat he should've hired me! I would've had him at least drinking from it during the press conference. #OldHockeyTrick

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I tried to tell Scott Walker he should have hired me! His PR guy wouldn't even let him talk during debates!

[Trumps PR Guy @TrumpsPRGuy]

Ole Donny has fired me 7 times but then rehired me after poll numbers go up despite his jargon

[Trumps PR Guy @TrumpsPRGuy]

How many times do you think I'll get sued by Donald after this whole election thing?

[Trumps PR Guy @TrumpsPRGuy]

Never knew @rosie & her legal counsel were such big supporters of #Trump2016. Just found yrs worth of mail we haven't opened yet.

[Trumps PR Guy @TrumpsPRGuy]

Think your life is tough? I'm Donald Trumps PR guy... #WhyAmIHere #DecentPowderPartiesThough #Lol #Trump

[Trumps PR Guy @TrumpsPRGuy]

I'm late to the scene because Donald made me go through 4 background/citizenship checks before making payroll.. #Trump2016 tho man

[Trumps PR Guy @TrumpsPRGuy]

I probably should've been hired before today..but oh well #Trump