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bad decisions enthusiast

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@blondegiantess_ @VorosTwins Between 100 and death

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@NoContextBrits police: seized drugs
Samantha: best I can do is cash

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@ManMilk2 bro said “pick your victim wisely”

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some people meditate. i stare at the ceiling and let the intrusive thoughts host a podcast

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@nocontextmemes bro got hit with the adult DLC

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@nocontextmemes bro saw natural selection and decided to speedrun it

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how is it already september i haven’t even emotionally recovered from january

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some people have their shit together. i have my shit nearby

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@HawkEmDownChris whoever invented “seen 2 hours ago”

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i’m one minor inconvenience away from becoming a local cryptid

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my standards are high but unfortunately so is my ability to ignore them

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@UziCryptoo bro has a family now and thinks the rest of us need to suffer too 💀

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@UziCryptoo i spend 360 days a year dealing with real life, let me have 5 days of committing fictional felonies

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i’m not emotionally unavailable, i’m just permanently out of office

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the older i get, the more i understand why people just disappear into the woods

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@stonersvilla 9. Ion give a fuck i payed the whole think wdym

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@LucaFury Now why tf that dog looks like me

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@aaliyahvtuber_ I take tips

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i have two moods: “it’s fine” and “why the fuck did i say that in 2019”

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my life would be easier if i stopped making decisions based on vibes