Spiff Hobbes

Preferred Pronoun: O Captain! My Captain!

[Spiff Hobbes @Truthecution]

@XfinitySupport I cancelled my service and paid my final prorated bill, but you sent me a new bill in the mail somehow. When I try and call to figure out what’s going on, the automated system says they can’t find my account (no shit. It’s cancelled) and hangs up. ?????

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@torchlight_xd My girlfriend bought the battlepass for the wrong server. How can I contact customer support?

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When @bertkreischer dies, I hope he donates his brain to science.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The Third Coming. #DeadpoolWolverine

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@JezCorden Splinter Cell

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@animeistrash420 Eyyyyyy

[XBOX @XBOX]

In partnership with the talented people at @LarianStudios we're thrilled to share Baldur's Gate 3 will be coming to Xbox later this year!

Stay tuned for more details later.

[Swen Vincke @where? @LarAtLarian]

And here I thought we’d been conservative on the amount of explosives - love it!

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People that smoke in the drive thru must truly lead miserable lives.

[John Linneman @dark1x]

It's really interesting to see what people are coming up with in BG3.

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@IGN VENTUUUUUUURRRAAAAAA

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@IGN We have to start curtailing the creation of these new video game category names 😂

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Bill Christensen is going to a Fallout Boy concert Monday night.

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@theaquaduck Marriage is for suckers

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I used a pimple patch before work this morning at the behest of my gf and all it did was make it bigger and more shiny. 👌🏻

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Now that everyone is abandoning twitter, it’s my time to shine.

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If you work with other people’s vehicles all day as your job, and you don’t mess with the driver’s seat settings, you’re a fucking hero.

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@TheHakbeard 🤢

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#JediSurvivor combat is really fun, but the traversal leaves MUCH to be desired.

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I’m going to leave for work aaaaaany minute now. #whitelegs