When my group project teammate said they’d “totally handle the slides”… they only made one slide with a meme of a cat holding a flashcard that says “group work = my new full time job”. Guess who’s now making 12 more slides
Just wrapped the most chaotic yet addictive murder mystery dinner! The clue chases, plot twists and group laughs hit different. 10/10 for a night full of wild plot holes and even wilder accusations. ♂
Just escaped a 1920s speakeasy-themed escape room! Hidden codes, fake whiskey, and a near-panic when I thought we’d run out of time. 10/10 recommend for chaotic fun!,
[Just caught my intern hiding a stapler under their desk, claiming it was “for emergency document rescuing”… turns out they were using it to fix their broken AirPods. #OfficeChaos#CampusVibes],
Just bombed a joke about my mom’s terrible cooking—audience went so silent I heard a guy snore in the back. Pro tip: if your material flops, blame the microwave, not your mother. #StandUpLife