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Truth’s out the door slippers on.

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@mtgreenee Would you go away already? You betrayed your party and our country for terrorists in Gaza and funding for Obamacare, which made an awful lot of democrats rich and never delivered healthcare to anyone deserving. You represent Southern fried housewives in the same sub-80 IQ group.

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Carnival x Waffle House.
The only cruise where the buffet never closes and the chairs might fly.
EBT accepted.
Scattered. Smothered. Set sail.
Get assaulted mid-waffle and it’s still on the house.
#NowAtSea

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@NBCNews The “Latino groups” are NBC. They’re referring to themselves in the third person again.

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@realMaalouf Speaking of grapey Muslims, we mad this origin story about the GOAT of grape, The Prophet Muhammad and his six-year-old bride.

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@CBSNews Would it happen to be the “territory” they needs to get fossil fuels from the Black Sea find ? lol.

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@FoxNews Ah, the religion of love and peace is at it again. Here’s a video we made about Islam’s origin story and their beloved “prophet.”

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@archinature27 @washingtonpost Yet Texas is a prosperous state and Mexico is a narco shit hole. Why is that?

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@nytmike @nytimes @mattbpurdy In recent decades, it’s been reduced to a Political Action Committee. But we can reminisce.

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@CBSNews I long for the days of Pete’s leadership, just foreigners in semi-trucks flooding the highways, driving recklessly and killing people. These fascist now think just because an illegal immigrant can’t read road signs, they shouldn’t be licensed to drive a tractor trailer.

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But they both have such beautiful pictures, surely they're both wonderful places!

Also, beating Somalia isn't the flex you think it is.

That $40K is GDP per capita, inflated by pharma profits booked on the island for tax reasons. Residents never see it. What PR households actually earn, per the Census:

Median household income: $26K vs $87K US
Poverty: 40.5% vs 12.5%
Homicide: 14.5 vs 5.1 per 100K

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Here’s a photo of lido Beach in Somalia. It has many similarities with Puerto Rico from poverty and murder to cousin marriages! They’re also not the brightest. Maybe WaPo could expand there? Call Bezos.

Puerto Rico vs the US:
Poverty: 40.5% vs 12.5% (3x)
Median household income: $26K vs 87k
Homicide rate: 14.5 vs 5.1 per 100K (3x)
Half the island on Medicaid
Labor force participation: 45% vs 62%
8th graders at basic math: 5%

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@DrEliDavid @ArynneWexler Women shouldn’t be allowed to speak. Praise be to the Pedo Warlord. May pee be upon him.

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@BenSchettler We put this together to help folks understand the Pedo Warlord and origin story of Islam.

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@AntiLeftMemes The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

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Checked your profile: “Latina Supremacy.” lol. You’re their target audience, falling well below that 90 threshold. So how’s your beloved Puerto Rico these days? After years of conservative reforms, it’s not as big of a dump as it used to be. But it’s still somewhere between a banana republic and trailer park.

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@AfgZoroastrian Ahh yes, the religion of love and peace. We made this origin story about them.

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@visegrad24 You misspelled military age men and Muslim invaders.

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On every flight for the last 25 years, I have hoped a Muslim man would whip out a box cutter and praise the Pedo Warlord, providing the legal grounds for me to dispose of him. Today, if it happened, I’m pretty sure it would end with me in jail. I can already see a blue hair on the news crying about how “violent” the white man acted.

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@realMaalouf Are you a doctor like our new Muslim senator from Michigan? Or one who could actually help in a medical emergency? You know, not like Dr. Dre or Dr. Jill Biden?