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@KyleCWeeks Good thing I spotted it before going out the door...my and this boom box are going to party like it's 1994.

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@MonicaLewinsky You are my newest and shiniest role model. A shameful experience upended my year but I refuse to let it ruin my life. You are inspiration for the person and professional I hope to become as a result of my mistakes and my strengths.

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@ArmchairExpPod I started biking because of the Erika episode.

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@ArmchairExpPod you are saving my life with your free therapy. Thank you.

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@benmezrich Loving Woolly- can't read it fast enough! Caught a typo on p. 129.

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@MailChimp I can't upload anything. Is this a system-wide problem?

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I voted for #ArtistDayJobs in the #PBSolff, watch and find out why https://t.co/apMEwD4ZpG

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Happy Mother's Day to me.

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T: Can I show you how to cut these so you don't cut yourself? Me: NO I DON'T TAKE INSTRUCTION WELL.

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T: Are you still using the knife you cut yourself with to cut vegetables? Me: Yes.... T: Here use this big girl knife.

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Me: Where's the vegetable skinner? T: You mean potato pealer? Right next to you. Me: Oh yeah that's where I put it.

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And now husband is nervous because I am promising to cut his hair tonight no matter how drunk I am or how many body parts I have maimed.

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Should not drink and do Amazon. Or cut onions. Freshly cut thumb...but new books on the way!

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I suddenly become a social media major consumer at times like this. Can't get enough of the youtubes.

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Because saying something that EVERYONE can see anonymously is way better than saying something only all my acquaintances can see..right?

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It either means that CAM is playing some soccer or I'm toasted. It's the latter.

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I'm on twitter!!! You know what that means.

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And coloring

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So overwhelmed by this stupid sexist world that I need to watch some Mona Lisa smile RIGHT NOW

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Oh yes. It is that very best time of year again. FIBER FARM TOUR