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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers

[reila @notm3owm]

when my egg finally hatches and it’s not a blue gem rooster but a regular farm chicken

[Kurole @k_kurole]

dick cheney being openly supportive of gay marriage

[gabby @girllafraidd]

Forgot to set my alarms but they were outside like clockwork and woke me up in time. Thanks guys.

[sendingmetoyou @sendingmetoyou]

How it feels to buy CDs in 2026

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Patched the crack in my door that ants were getting in through and the spider that was eating them all when they got inside disappeared

[східний @samotniyskhid]

Road to Druzhkivka

[Jhonny Wull @Willy2kw]

Tried "Lazy genius" gimmick and I have 37 missing assignments by tomorrow

[cely ☆ @meowwsnoopp]

I don’t gaf I’ll be sexting at work

[bunty @worldsbesthunta]

Little Lamplight, Fallout 3 (2008)

[John ♰☭️ @hoosier_cs]

Surely this is not an acceptable photo source

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

I'm 6 emails deep with the mods of https://t.co/pVReoXcg08 telling them Batman Forever should be scored higher due to LGBTQ+ themes

[cold war🇳🇬🇷🇺 @Coldwar04]

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Terrorist recognize terrorist

[dea @girlglock_]

Notice how it's the M14 and not the olympia?

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

Traditional cuisine of the Empire of Utah

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”

[John Wakefield 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JohnWakefieId]

It's honesty too bad they didn't perfect this technique until now, imagine if we had Fucked Up Car Photos of Neville Chamberlain, Von Papen, etc

[President of the Mediterranean 🇹🇷🇮🇶🇮🇷 @midnight_b65055]

Not even jolani can handle Erdoğan boring speeches bruh