🚨 | @gbsans: Darwin Nunez would like to return to Liverpool, with the forward reaching an agreement in principle with Al-Hilal to terminate his contract to allow him to leave the club at no cost.
Call me a weird twat, but I’d much rather see England win the World Cup than any kind of club success. I’d love to experience the joy of a whole country celebrating rather than just my own club’s fanbase.
NEW: Negotiations have been ongoing for 24 months between PSG and Barcola but there has still not been a decision on his extension. Expects PSG to have an asking price similar to Diamonde for player - around €130m. [@FabriceHawkins Via @RMCsport]
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the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought