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[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

if the water were French 75s and I was a duck

[Yewande O @yewiedewie]

“Do it all. Because you’ll die eventually and life will make you slow down. But up until then, eat the world.”

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

My nightly scroll time is spent reading the abundance of negative reviews at my local chipotle. I laugh but I cry.

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

Reinvention fails the people who hide pain

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

Order has been restored: the house, car, and purse Aquaphor trifecta is officially re-upped. The Holy Trinity, if you will.

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

It’s just me and the dozens of reels I send to myself that i’ll never watch again.

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

Live tweeting Wicked - Elphabas yassified nails are not historically accurate

[anirudh @kamathematic]

being the first to jaywalk is so aura inducing the other pedestrians all look at each other like damn he’s really him

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

I need to know, is it a requirement when applying at chipotle that you must hate your life in order to be hired? Do you need to have -10 aura points to work there?

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

Domino’s is sadly 10 years too late to the stuffed crust game

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

Drank two coffees before noon, I have murder on my mind

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

At this point, i’m just riding out my 20s and waiting for my frontal lobe to develop

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

@mackodum Either of these options sound great

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

@mackodum 2025 out: Faulted perfectionism

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

As a society, we aren’t listening to enough Coldplay.

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

Lewis don’t do this 🥹

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

I’ve watched the replay and it was 100% my fault and I take full responsibility. Apologies to my team and to George.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hope you have a good Sunday.

First day of the rest of your life.

[tryn @TrynityISibbett]

@dollarsigneli i am also addicted to boiled peanuts, can u bring me some?