Offiongfromlegal

OFFIONG /Ọfiọñ/ “O-ffy-ong”: Moon, Moonlight

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

“Everything that has happened to you has prepared you for this moment.”

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

Idk how to contain myself once i am irritated.
😭😭

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

I still don’t understand why this man at the gym thought it was a good idea to tap me and talk to me while i was midway through my set on the leg press machine with my headphones on.😭😭
See how big these headphones are and you really think I can hear you?😭

[Media Boyfriend @MediaBoyfriend]

A little girl in Boston went home one day and asked her Nigerian mother if she could change her name to Zoe.

Nobody at school could say Uzoamaka.

Her mother was cooking. She didn't even turn around.

"If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky, Michelangelo, and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka."

That girl kept her name.

Then she went to Hollywood and won three Emmy Awards.

And now the whole world knows exactly how to say Uzoamaka Aduba.

Your name is not a burden. It's a prophecy.

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

@j0hn0nah Oya nau!!!!🤭🔥

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

So much can happen in a year.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Loke Loke Lola Kunfayakun.

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

Real oo😂

[Nas. @Nsr__7]

The condescension from Nigerian sales attendants in high end stores always makes me chuckle, both of us no fit afford am no worry. 😂

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

@Henryifeanyi__ Errr, no.

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

Legit thought about this yesterday.
When does it end?😭

[H arc⛩️ @theironhokage]

You finally recover from leg day just in time for leg day🤦🏾‍♂️

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

Very questionable music they play sometimes in this gym.
You just walk in and hear Ed Sheeran.
😭💀

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

Oh, this is how I really knew that friendship had ended.😂

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[Tunmishe|Tunmishe with the ‘H’ @tunmishe_a]

Slept in my own space at Ajah yesterday night…..

Just a little girl that thought she will not survive because she finished with 3rd class.

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

@greyischaos @oduwolsss_ I don’t encourage iniquity plss🤭

[Fvded_🤴 ⚜ 🐐 @fairlyodd_tweet]

Dear Nigerians,
The word "Gym" is not a verb.

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

@fwflackoo Tohh😂
Typically, these are things people narrate to you the next day while you have zero recollection of what happened.

[��JÌ @AbdulqudusL]

No context shall be provided but I’m sat!

iykyk

[Offiongfromlegal @tryOffiong_]

@AnotherGalaxy7 Pls hmu if one pops up oo
Cuz atp😂😂😂

[Anointing is rethinking everything he knows @AnotherGalaxy7]

This p is more than tweets , make Una open space make you talk full story 😭

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Having to rearrange your whole workout because the gym is completely packed gotta be one of the most disappointing feelings