wise kenyan

Keeping the vybe 🔥🔥just burning 🔥🔥⚡lit😜😜

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Oketch Salah in his prime alikuwa amafanya Josh ameanza kutuliza huku Mazda Atenza ni how much 😅😂

[Criminal Anarchist 🍁 @notso_legal]

Maina and kingangi si ata muongelee endometriosis. Wachaneni na topics za kishamba

[z~epha @omoshtl]

Nowadays huruma imebaki kuwa estate gademit

[LIL NIGGA @FelixOdiwu80474]

Nilisomea bording school kuanzia class four adi form four so hapo kwa kumiss watu huwa nimeuma nje vibaya sana

[ᎶᎪᏉᎥᏒᎥᎪ @_WilliePabloh]

Na wewe kama ni dem ukiniinvite kwako, na hope bafu itakuwa ndani. Hii tabia ya kuzunguka corridor alafu nishuke stairs na leso kama wamama wa baikoko sitaki

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

Kuna surpise signing nimemake straight from the academy. Amekua admitted just yesterday sai nataka kumpresent kwa stadium yangu so help me God.

[WE CHU LI @AyomaDinah]

Picked a Boda Guy along USIU Road... Paid them and found out his name is Sifuna. Looked him in the eyes and asked him... "Wewe ni nani" He replied "Mimi ni Sifuna"
Absolutely made my morning 😁

[Brie🦋 @briepretty_728]

Naulizaaa kuna mtu anaeza taka we mismanage our funds together.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Twitter not syncing contacts makes it so much better.

[wise kenyan @Trypstar1]

Naelewa mtu kulipia spotify or netflix premium lakini wanyonyi unafanya nn na Snapchat premium

[wise kenyan @Trypstar1]

@Rogers_Otii @Trypstar1 I'll fb 😁😁😁

[wise kenyan @Trypstar1]

Kamare twitter about to make a comeback very soon

[wise kenyan @Trypstar1]

Ndo kutoka site wacha niingie kwa nyumba mamaa aniwekeee ayana

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Kuna wakati tulikua tumeanza a shamba boy employment agency tukiwa na rafiki yangu anaitwa kairu. He had spent some time in bungoma na alikua na number ya jamaa alikua na simu ya jamii huko . We were charging 3k for placement and 2k from the employer a cool 5k . Within a month we had set up 5 people with strong shamba boys na sifa ilikua imeenea . This bungoma boys were no joke shamba ya 1 acre alikua anapiga yote in 3 days , ngombe zinashiba mbaya sana ,jamaa mikono inafinya ngombe matiti inatoa maziwa yote kama venye ruto anafinya uchumi.
While I was planning my early retirement bad news started flowing in . Three of the boys were milking more than cows . The other two were the original heho movers ,waliamka 4am wakahama na kuku zote jameni 😭😭😭. Men around ngecha were walking around with machete looking for kaiwaru agency directors ,ilibidi tuingie kwa miti Hadi hasira ya wanakijiji ishuke.
I have remembered this story because I met one of my former clients yule wa kuhamishwa akaniambia nilikua biashara ,he lost 50k that day , wewe Samuel wekesa wanyonyi ID number 12456723 kwenye uko ujue ulinikosea sana .

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Mimi naye nimeteseka kwa hii maisha, siku mtaona nikiishi fiti just know I deserve it

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Gari ya public address system ya George natembeya ilichomwa . Sharp bois wangechukua iyo mitambo waende nayo, lakini juu goons wanatumia akili ya wanga walichoma yote😂

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

Day one: bro kuja na Ile certificate yako ya high jump Heha Movers wanarecruit

Me asf:

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Kenya’s illicit alcohol market is now estimated at Sh203 billion, accounting for 60% of total alcohol consumption and contributing to more than 14,000 deaths annually.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Its too early for me to share my thoughts on Ndindi nyoro,give him a few weeks. Let the goose grill itself

[Ndiziflowz.ke𓆲 @ndiziflowz_ke]

Jeff koinange akiwa kenya anajifanya hajui adi managu,lakini akiwa US anaimba kikuyu😩😂