Sarah Nade

TS pornstar and escort from country QLD. Sometimes I wear lingerie. Sometimes I wear armor. 0475 370 820

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

Hello! Chances are, if you're on my Twitter feed, you want to see my dick. Here you go!

While you're here: I am predominantly a top, typically operate from the Brunswick, VIC area, and charge $400-500 an hour, depending on the experience you're after.

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

@Gareth60243569 Suuuper retired.

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

also, omg, civilian life and its dramas is very safe and stable but VERY boring. anyone got any cool work stories to share?

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

(i kid. this is why i have a savings account.)

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

ME: *gets 4k car repair bill*
ME: ...
ME: ...
ME: so like one night, right?

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

@Patrick60529121 Yeah. Retired three months early, but still worked out!

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

I am very glad that I had long, blonde, straight hair when I was Sarah, because I'm 99% sure that's why I have been able to transform into an anonymous boardroom drone.

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

@Estelle_Lucas Look, I don't wanna be crude, but...

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

If you're a client willing to take on an MBA graduate with an 'interesting' work history, I'm happy to send you a resume. Certainly would make things easy for me!

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

And if anyone has any experience on 'exiting' the industry, please feel free to give advice. Maybe those SWERFy rescue organizations might actually be useful for once...

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

Hey, guys! Selfie to grab your attention.

As some of you might have noticed, I've basically vanished from Twitter!

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

I'm looking at retiring slowly over the next six months, which should give me time to properly make sure my online presence is gone before applying as a newly minted graduate. I'll be posting more information in the New Year about that.

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

@Patrick60529121 bah mitzvah, dude.

bah mitzvah.

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

I accepted a job to perform for a buck's party who wanted a transexual stripper. They had money, and owned the venue.

They didn't mention that there was a bah mitzvah at the same venue just after I was to finish.

Or that the newly-minted man would be arriving early...

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

@MadeleinePlease this is why i barely work any more. heh.

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

@MadeleinePlease so badly.

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

😍 i've made it 😍

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

@rossi_dion @CrashPadSeries okay going back to my twitter cave, love all of you babes, @ me if you want cause you know i won't ever reply

💋❤💋❤💋

[Sarah Nade @TS_SarahNade]

@rossi_dion @CrashPadSeries but feminism is about upgrading the social establishment

not trying to cater to the established tastes of heterosexual men

shoot that shit if you want to, get that skrilla, that's fine - but don't then call your adherence to society's expectations of gender 'feminist'