Mike Lang

The Government does not care about you

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

You can't tax rich people on unrealized gains from stocks because "it's not real money until it's sold."

So explain to me why my property taxes keep going up based on the unrealized value of my house?

I didn't sell it, didn't cash out and didn't even make a profit.

But somehow I'm paying taxes on paper gains every single year.

Interesting how "unrealized gains" only become a problem when wealthy folks are involved.

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

1. I haven’t upgraded my phone in 5 years
2. I have two $11 subscriptions
3. I don’t use ubereats
4. I don’t buy coffee
5. I don’t go on vacation
6. I have a used 2010 car that I bought
7. I don’t go clubbing
8. I don’t buy weed or have a booze habit
9. I cook at home 6/7 days of the week

Still can’t afford a house. Cool, cool.

[Mar @PhillyFan_2006]

I guess the playoffs is when he turns invisible

[Nina Infinity @Nina7Infinity]

I'm just gonna take a wild guess that it's Pedro Pascal.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

The new slogan has been revealed for the 2025 Detroit Lions:

MOTOR CITY HUNTING SEASON 😤🔥

(📸: @Section344Lions)

[aka @akafaceUS]

Doesn't seem fair at all.

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

This is how God blesses you…

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

I need to know what buddy do to have insane aura like that

[Dear God @TheRich_Gospel]

Claim it.