Ferris Bueller

I don't strive to be right, I just strive to be left

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This 18-22 year old girl next to me driving is crying and eating a donut. Hang in there home girl

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Idk man, they got these double-lined flossers now and I think my life is changed forever

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Can Jersey Mike’s go back to making sandwiches like they used to. Sandwiches used to be loaded

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@coldcutsburner @kbfunk65 @Cutsysays @BrillDumbShow @BeardownCuz He’s too good for DM’s also unlike the rest of them. Stinks :(

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@coldcutsburner @Cutsysays @bobdoessports Made this my new alarm ring tone

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@BeardownCuz I know your betting Dornoch tomorrow. For a fact.

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@Cutsysays I was expecting your classic “38 years in the entertainment service” as your bio

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If Oakland beats Kentucky, nobody ask me to create a bracket next year. It’s all a sham

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@BeardownCuz Pro foodie tip: in Sea Bright, gotta get into Angelica’s for dinner if you can and if you haven’t. Unreal. The block of Italian. I’ll wait for you review on the pod

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@Slim_Pickem @JerryAfterDark Simple: legendariness

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I hope whoever decided to sell Girl Scout cookies is a billionaire. They deserve it

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I give this challenge 3 days til they finish

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The fact that they thought finding 39 needles would be easier than 1 needle is why Jerry after dark is the best

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@ohwowthejet Bob does Bergers in Jupiter Florida *restaurant idea*

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This is the best thing I’ve seen in 2024

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HE DID IT!! SHOT 2627! THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED @JerryTheKid21 @JerryAfterDark #LegenJerry

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Jersey Jerry is my hero

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Mosquitoes are the worst

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This Yankees game is trash

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This is trash

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This is why they call them the BRONX BOMBERS

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Also I wish I could have as much time on my hands as theses bozos in this show to have this much drama in my life

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My wife is watching this vanderpump garbage and it’s 0-0 yankee baseball at the top of the 9th