Catedral gótica de #Segovia
Siglo XVI.
"Nos don Juan Arias Dávila, por la gracia de Dios e de la Santa Iglesia de Roma, obispo de Segovia... congregados en el sínodo..."
-El primer libro impreso en España (Segovia, Juan Párix, c. 1472) se encuentra en esta catedral.
@laquiti
And God created Cat.
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created tuna, mice, and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the ball of wool, the feather thingie on a string, and the catnip mouse so that the cat might or might not be amused.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy, and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but the cat woke him up at 5:00 AM.
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Morning!
Ida Kästner wanted to be a perfect mother to her boy. And because she so much wanted to be that, she had no consideration for anyone, not even for herself, and she became the perfect mother.
✒️Erich Kästner,1899-1974
@RenateKleine
🎨Lucas Cranach The Elder 1472-1553
Expectativas de tener un gato 🐱:
- Será independiente
- No necesitará demasiada atención
- Podré hacer mi vida normal
- Dormirá en su camita
- Me hará compañía de vez en cuando
- Será tranquilo y fácil de cuidar
La realidad de tener un gato:
La realidad de tener un gato:
- Pierdes autoridad en tu propia casa
- Duermes en una esquina de la cama
- Ya no comes sin supervisión
- Tienes una sombra que te persigue por toda la casa
- Te da pena moverte si se queda dormido encima
- Compras juguetes caros y elige una caja
- Tu móvil acaba lleno de fotos suyas
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