Dwayne Webb

Spiders are not my friend.

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

https://t.co/6tzYkRuvJO @HeyScoops

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

@speakboylese @HeyScoops @thefamouspaul I saw a Prince concert in that pyramid around 20 years ago. The acoustics were terrible.

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

And they say torture doesn’t work. @heyscoops https://t.co/Tyh5rpV1VT

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

How many otters drowned before they updated the sign?

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

Hey @Amazon, could you please give us a way to exclude @USPS as a Prime delivery method? I’m getting tired of stuff like this happening, and FedEx/UPS always do fine. I’ve already had to end Subscribe and Save due to delivery issues.

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

@HeyScoops Apparently the pirates at this miniature golf course need HAAALP!

[Redman @redmanpig]

@scottjohnson @JustinRYoung LOL!

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

My 10-year-old son just gave me a long lecture about how much better everything was in 2013, “Before all the YouTubers got webcams!”

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

@aklizhosting Any chance we will get a one click install for FTB Beyond today?

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

@HeyScoops Walmart may not have salt pork, but where else are you going to buy both a chainsaw and a 24 pack of toilet paper at 3am?

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

Random wisdom from the wall of Under the Hill Saloon.

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

@HeyScoops For all of your vasectomy needs: https://t.co/QjzQmHk2E5

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

So amusing.

"NFL 2015" — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL http://t.co/NbspmZGeJw

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

Star Wars Battlefront Beta downloading. Preparing for disappointment.

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

@scottjohnson yes. http://t.co/iTqV7tX3yn

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever wanted. http://t.co/6kaBQx1Dzv?

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

It’s nice to have a day off. Going to find a beer somewhere.

[Jimmy Slonina @jimmyslo]

Hey @Midnight! Do yourself a favor and bring on @HeyScoops! RT if you agree!

[Dwayne Webb @Tsnark]

Want.

https://t.co/VxFYf0Y2lG

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

“@leriam10: @NathanFillion this is how mutant animals are made.”

I’m going in for super powers!