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Sluggish (n): What slugs speak. http://t.co/M9CqP4UvzH

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http://t.co/VTF6Vz3kRL Samuel L. Jackson should make alarm clocks.

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Can I list french fries as my significant other? http://t.co/zM2OmXbxMF

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http://t.co/MYDrMgD2Sz Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet.

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My misery likes tequila, not company. http://t.co/HlDmAO3ke0

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http://t.co/L8THU2dn6g I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate.

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I'm giving up drinking. ... Hard liquor. ... On Wednesdays. http://t.co/aANop2JZ8Q

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You look like I could use some sex. http://t.co/ajfMwywcRg

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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/IXKyPYbVcq

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/EvAScoGfH7

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/iGdbggFmkX

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http://t.co/9ZHpiOv6o4 "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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Telling a woman that you want to "rock her body" means something completely different in Pakistan. http://t.co/v9bKh4yz

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Just found out my bank won't cash these so-called "rain checks." This is bullshit. http://t.co/HhPh1J8X